Friday's Letters

Dear Finals, You're over tomorrow. Praise the Lord. I'm mostly done! That's all I have to say!

Dear Work, Thank you for not being a struggle in my life. You aren't another thing I have to get through. You're a pleasure.

Professor Cat guards the tasty Snack!

Dear Dental Assisting Program, I'm so stoked. You have no clue. I'm so excited to begin! I'm excited for my uniform, for my new tools, even to be waking up so early! I'm so excitedddselleeelskjd!!

Dear Carpet Shampooer, why are you broken? Now my carpet is soaked, but not clean. How do you expect me to be satisfied with these results?? My feet are so cold now. Seriously?

Dear Jane Austen, Why are you novels just so damn good? I can't get over it. I love the books, I love the movies. All of it.

Dear Portland, I'll be seeing you this weekend. I'm excited to start my one week of summer! But you can only happen if......

Dear Paycheck, Please arrive faster. Please.

The BEST day!

Friday's Letters

My dear friend Lizzie coerced me to get Instagram. And I love it. Feel free to follow me @jenniferjew. Also, I got on Twitter this week! @jenniferjewface

I think Twitter and Pinterest are both really weird. I've only been on either of them for a few days, and already a bunch of strangers follow me. I suppose I will just have to refrain from posting anything too personal. That can't be that hard!

A sad picture of my favorite city!

And now for Friday's Letters!

Dear Finals, Please be sweet to me this quarter. I know it has been a while since I took classes, but if you could go easy on me this time around, that'd be awesome!

Dear Other Drivers, Why do you aggressively pull onto the road in front of me only to go ten under the speed limit? And WHY must you do this on days that I am late to class??

Dear World, If it involves a cell phone camera or Instagram, please do not call it a "photo shoot". Also, if your mother is involved, it probably isn't a photo shoot. Be honest: it's Vanity.

Dear Body, I'm happy that you've adjusted to the daily workouts. But if you could be "in shape" faster, that would be awesome. I've agreed to a rock climbing party and I just don't want to look like a fool!

Dear Laundry, Be done please. I really would like it if you could be done, once and for all.

Dear Summer,  I'm ready! If you didn't know, you're the season when I get to hike and run and jump! I get to swim and fall and sleep in the sunshine. Mkay Pumpkin?

Friday Letters

I've gotten on Bloglovin today. It's still a struggle for me to use the computer. well, I may or may not forget my password anyways. Follow my blog with Bloglovin

Dear School, Why you no give me scholarship? Did you not get the memo that I can't afford to pay for college? I'd really it if I could have a sweet grant! I have good grades and everything!

 

Dear Foster Kids That Live With Me, please stop talking loudly on the phone til the wee hours of the night. Also, please stop taking my booze and money. Really? Anything that's not nailed down?

Dear Benson and Stabler, Thank you for keeping me company this month. You've been lifesavers!

Dear Work, Please consolidate the number of superiors I have. It'd be a blessing!

Dear Body, I need you to be less sick and tired. I understand that you're sick and tired, but I need you to be healthy and energetic! 

Dear Steampunk Guy from Business Class, Where have you been? I haven't seen you in over a week. That guy in sweatpants has been sitting next to me since you've been gone. I hope you didn't drop that class! You're one of my favorite parts of that class because you say the funniest things!

Dear Summer, I'm ready for you to be here. I'm done with the rain. I was spoiled with sunshine when I went to New Orleans. I'm not prepared for this rain!

Dear New Girl, Please be different than other shows and don't stop for summer. I need your funny one-liners in my life! I'm not ready for you to be gone so soon! What if you're just like Pushing Daisies? There could be a Writers Guild strike again that destroys all the best shows! What if!

Tell Tommy its Friday

Recently, the lead singer of my favorite band [Against Me!] came out as transgender and is going to begin living as a woman. It has been on my mind because I've had such a crush on him for a few years. Well, cheers to him, I suppose, my first letter this Friday is to you!

Dear Tom Gabel, I always wanted to be a female version of you. I guess you do too. This is probably the most punk thing you could ever do. Party on, Wayne.

Dear Friends, Please stop tagging me in Facebook photos that I'm not in. I know that this is petty. But I HATE it! Why can't you just tag me in a comment?

Dear School, THANK YOU for letting me into that program! I'm so excited I could nearly cry!

Dear Max, I miss you dearly! Wish you were around this week!

Dear James, Happy Birthday, little nephew! I remember when you were born just seven years ago. You were not a cute baby- you looked a lot like an alien. You are very cute now! Hope its a magical day for you!

Dear Sunshine, Wanna go steady?

Friday Letters

I had a baby shower to go to not too long ago I'm not the biggest baby shower fan in the first place and this one was at a ritzy country club. Boy, I've never had to try to sneak my dreadlocks into a country club before! It took so long to find something that wasn't a chunky knitted beanie that would make my hair look a little less like a mop. I finally hid my hair under this beautiful silky scarf. I got as a gift in high school and I still love it. I've always thought I looked very Audrey with it. Not only did it hide my mop-head, it also hid my gauges, which was a great bonus! After I hid my nose ring, I almost looked like I was supposed to be there!

One of my favorite blogs that I follow is Ashley at Adventures of Newlyweds. One of my favorite things about her blog is that every Friday she writes "letters" to various people that affected her life that week. Some of them are funny, some of them are serious. Now its turned into something that lots of people do! I think it is just the cutest idea though. So here goes!

Dear Cat, Please stop demanding food at five AM every morning. I love you, but not that much. I've never fed you before nine, why do you bother asking??

Dear School, Accept me into my major so I can quit stressing about it!

Dear Sunshine, Why do you keep leaving me and letting the clouds take over? Maybe this weekend I can get you to stay for a while? I will bake you cookies and smile a lot if you agree to visit more often!

Love and Affection, Jennifer