Dear Tom Gabel, I always wanted to be a female version of you. I guess you do too. This is probably the most punk thing you could ever do. Party on, Wayne.
Dear Friends, Please stop tagging me in Facebook photos that I'm not in. I know that this is petty. But I HATE it! Why can't you just tag me in a comment?
Dear School, THANK YOU for letting me into that program! I'm so excited I could nearly cry!
Dear Max, I miss you dearly! Wish you were around this week!
Dear Sunshine, Wanna go steady?